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Aristus

(72,612 posts)

3. Up next: the Presidential limousine up on blocks in the front yard.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 01:45 PM

Wednesday

Trump's trashy supporters will like that.

Order the White House barber shop to a "mullets only" basis.

Instead of being directed to restrooms, White House staffers will get to pee on anything they can lean against.

Take out the White House's central heating system, and put in "rolling coal".

Turn the White House bowling alley into the White House shootin' gallery.