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Jedi Guy

(3,502 posts)
12. Ah, but that's not all that happened to him.
Wed May 27, 2026, 02:05 PM
Wednesday

Shortly after the incident, someone beat the brakes off him in broad daylight and it was captured on video. The guy swung on him a few times, got him pretty good in the face at least twice.

Astonishingly, despite the incident being captured on video, no one was able to identify the attacker and his identity remains a mystery. I saw a video a few days ago stating that the mayor of the town where the incident took place has christened this anonymous person their "Ambassador of Aloha".

I generally don't care much for vigilante justice but knowing that this dumbshit got slapped around isn't going to keep me up at night.

As for his attorney's assertion that his client was "protecting sea turtles", that's as flimsy as lies get. Seals will occasionally eat sea turtles, like eggs or juveniles, but sea turtles are by no means their normal prey. The prosecution should have no trouble calling a marine biologist to the stand to illustrate just how ridiculous an assertion it is. And even if it were true, who the hell appointed this jackwagon as defender of the sea turtles? Nature does its own thing.

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Lock this arrogant asshole up LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #1
I agree ..... Throw him in a dank dungeon !!!!! Trueblue1968 Wednesday #25
lock him up jaxxon20 Wednesday #31
Igor, huh? Does he have a hunchback? Haggard Celine Wednesday #2
F that guy Bristlecone Wednesday #3
Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'. flvegan Wednesday #4
Yeah. It's bad enough he tried to harm endangered wildlife. Aristus Wednesday #7
Ah, but that's not all that happened to him. Jedi Guy Wednesday #12
"brutally assaulted" is what the article stated flvegan Wednesday #15
Throw a kleenex at him, and the lawyer will say..... lastlib Wednesday #27
Yes, is this surprising? You did it and people didn't like what you did . Srkdqltr Wednesday #5
Thankfully, no one hurled a coconut-sized rock at his head Torchlight Wednesday #6
I'm still hoping the seal was okay FullySupportDems Wednesday #8
From what I've read MustLoveBeagles Wednesday #11
Thank you! I'm glad he's okay. At least there's that FullySupportDems Wednesday #32
I am too MustLoveBeagles Wednesday #33
He doxxed himself MustLoveBeagles Wednesday #9
Agree. Thanks. summer_in_TX Wednesday #23
That video is disgusting n/t hibbing Wednesday #10
"Lawyer says"! As we all know lawyers never ever lie! Floyd R. Turbo Wednesday #13
I call a Bullshit LIe. It was also reported Igor said... Cha Wednesday #14
It is very likely that the piece of shit is also an abuser of women and children dalton99a Wednesday #16
Doxxed? ProfessorGAC Wednesday #17
A punchable mug if ever I saw one! Floyd R. Turbo Wednesday #18
This guy is rich? How did that happen? Polly Hennessey Wednesday #29
He's rich. He'll be just fine. LuvLoogie Wednesday #19
Womp womp. City Lights Wednesday #20
"his client was trying to protect sea turtles" not fooled Wednesday #21
Surprise, Surprise! MineralMan Wednesday #22
His arrogance put him in this position and he's whining now Deuxcents Wednesday #24
Better lock him up then for his own protection. Figarosmom Wednesday #26
A few years back, my daughter and I were in Hawaii looking for an undeserted beach area to have a dip and a picnic. efhmc Wednesday #28
He shouldn't care after all he said he had money to pay for anything bad that happens IbogaProject Wednesday #30
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