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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

RandomNumbers

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31. I need to remember to put in my advance medical directive
Sat Jun 6, 2026, 11:18 AM
15 hrs ago

that any DNR is temporarily rescinded if TSF dies or is imminently dying. In that case they are to use all possible measures to make me conscious enough to realize the great event, and provide some means of celebration for at least a few moments.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 19 hrs ago OP
Literally forgot how to breathe...🤞... MiHale 19 hrs ago #1
;-{) ADDERALL FATAL OVERDOSE Goonch 19 hrs ago #2
Went to the Kennedy center to stop them SocialDemocrat61 19 hrs ago #3
Mistaken for a screw worm & eliminated by exterminator? SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #4
This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #6
Can we send him out to work in the farm fields this summer? IronLionZion 18 hrs ago #7
Just tell Farmer Brown there's a pedo stalker in the corn field Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #27
Dunked on simultaneously Aviation Pro 18 hrs ago #8
Dying with envy when he sees this guy's teeth (as his own cosmetic dentistry is failing)... hlthe2b 18 hrs ago #9
He didn't check Trivago Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #24
Much better teeth than the president MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #37
Kick dalton99a 18 hrs ago #10
Whatever time, whatever I am doing! niyad 18 hrs ago #12
I need to remember to put in my advance medical directive RandomNumbers 15 hrs ago #31
A most excellent point! niyad 15 hrs ago #33
I will probably be awakened by all the singing and partying out in the street. Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #32
As long as you do not use it in my neighborhood! But. . . . should your niyad 15 hrs ago #34
Baahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 9 hrs ago #39
This no_hypocrisy 18 hrs ago #11
EXACTLY!!! niyad 18 hrs ago #13
Professing to be greater than FDR he recreates the fireside chats and burns down the remaining White House twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #14
Envisioning a smoldering pile that used to be tRump Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #28
This message was self-deleted by its author Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #30
Cankles are festering and puss filled Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 18 hrs ago #15
Post removed Post removed 18 hrs ago #16
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 17 hrs ago #17
Still meaningful today... Liberal In Texas 17 hrs ago #18
I like this version, but prefer the one "Live at Joe's Pub". Lizzie was even niyad 17 hrs ago #20
No but malaise 17 hrs ago #19
So very glad power has been restored. I hope the rest of your day niyad 17 hrs ago #21
Thanks malaise 17 hrs ago #22
Thank goodness you all have power again! electric_blue68 9 hrs ago #40
Scotty, when told Trump isn't dead yet... surfered 16 hrs ago #23
Upvote for Scotty! MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #38
Aye Captain! surfered 7 hrs ago #42
Lynched by the entire population of NYC at the Knicks game Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #25
I have to wonder whether at some point he will fall asleep while standing up, and then collapse Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #26
We all are waiting to celebrate LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #29
+1 dalton99a 15 hrs ago #35
Truth! 😄 electric_blue68 9 hrs ago #41
He's in that reconstituted stage where he stumbles around, searching for brains to devour struggle4progress 15 hrs ago #36
Someday your post will have 5,000 recs BWdem4life 7 hrs ago #43
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