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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

twodogsbarking

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8. Firing squad of snipers armed with Super Soakers filled from the reflecting pool.
Wed Jun 17, 2026, 07:43 AM
Jun 17

Lonnie George Johnson (born October 6, 1949) is an American inventor, aerospace engineer, and entrepreneur, best known for inventing the bestselling Super Soaker water gun in 1989. He was formerly employed at the U.S. Air Force and NASA, where he worked at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.[2]

Early life
Johnson was born in Mobile, Alabama on October 6, 1949.[3] His mother, who finished high school, worked as a nurse's aide and his father, who didn't finish high school, was a World War II veteran. He had 5 siblings. His father explained the basic principles of electricity to Johnson at an early age, which inspired Johnson's love of inventing.[4] Stating that he "always liked to tinker with things," Johnson earned the nickname "the Professor" from kids in the neighborhood, who would assist him with his creations.[4] He once "tore up his sister's baby doll to see what made her eyes close".[2] On another occasion, Johnson and the neighborhood children made a go-cart, with a motor Johnson built by himself out of metal from the local junkyard.[4] He also tried to cook up rocket fuel in a saucepan but in doing so almost burned down the house

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 17 OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 17 #1
Soon... SheltieLover Jun 17 #10
Not soon enough surfered Jun 17 #11
No but malaise Jun 17 #2
;-{)...... Goonch Jun 17 #6
Swamp Thing. 2MuchNoise Jun 17 #16
Yes, his dementia is showing surfered Jun 17 #12
;-{) SELF MEDICATING Goonch Jun 17 #3
Word is that the reflecting pool is now malaise Jun 17 #5
No, goddammit. Joinfortmill Jun 17 #4
Having breakfast in France SocialDemocrat61 Jun 17 #7
Firing squad of snipers armed with Super Soakers filled from the reflecting pool. twodogsbarking Jun 17 #8
No but fingers crossed SheltieLover Jun 17 #9
About that reflecting pool... surfered Jun 17 #13
Angry collapse following a G7 symbolic reenactment of Trump's Iranian negotiations hlthe2b Jun 17 #14
Timber! MustLoveBeagles Jun 17 #17
Bizarre pontooning accident in the reflecting swamp Blue Owl Jun 17 #15
Killed by algae mycotoxins wafting across Washington on peroxide generated oxygen bubbles? NNadir Jun 17 #18
Volatile organic compounds can kill. littlemissmartypants Jun 17 #22
Well I know. When I was a kid I used to work with phosgene. This said, if the reflecting pool has mycotoxins... NNadir Jun 18 #23
Hahaha!! littlemissmartypants Jun 18 #24
LOL! The whole world shares Niyad's and your dream! SheltieLover Jun 18 #29
He alone can fix it Niagara Jun 17 #19
Going back bdamomma Jun 18 #26
Here's hoping Niagara Jun 18 #31
Late edition for breathing problems malaise Jun 17 #20
One last ride I'd love to see him take! LetMyPeopleVote Jun 17 #21
An bdamomma Jun 18 #25
Every day when I wake up I hope today is the day. MontanaMama Jun 18 #27
Gonna be a run on champagne. NNadir Jun 18 #28
Stock up now before the rush! SheltieLover Jun 18 #30
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