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GJGCA

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23. Grim joke about similar situation...

Reply to IbogaProject (Reply #22)

Sat Jun 7, 2025, 03:03 PM

Jun 7

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Finally the New Yorker steps forward. "Gimme a fork."

The cannibals are a bit mystified, but nonetheless give him a fork. He proceeds to stab himself all over with the fork. Arms, legs, face, torso. Anywhere he can stab himself with it, he does so.

The chief is aghast. "Good Lord! What are you doing?!?!?!"

The New Yorker bellows,

"SO MUCH FOR YER CANOE, YA FUCKING JERKS!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2e0z4f/a_frenchman_a_brit_and_a_new_yorker_go_on_a_safari/

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Doctors Were Preparing to Remove Their Organs. Then They Woke Up. [View all] highplainsdem Jun 6 OP

This is supposed to be an Onion headline. JMCKUSICK Jun 6 #1

A life stint in prison. No pardons! SheltieLover Jun 6 #2

Beyond ridiculous! SheltieLover Jun 6 #3

Kentucky..........LOL DENVERPOPS Jun 6 #4

This. The next time someone asks me why I refuse to be an organ donor, it's Baitball Blogger Jun 6 #5

We've been too trusting for too long. defacto7 Jun 6 #8

same. peacebuzzard Jun 7 #17

and tbh it's why this thread should be locked cadoman Jun 7 #20

Unravel the story...expose them. sheshe2 Jun 6 #6

Illegal organ harvesting has been going on in third world countries for many years defacto7 Jun 6 #9

Real life ghouls Mysterian Jun 6 #7

I think I read the book, "Coma" in the late 70's PurgedVoter Jun 6 #10

What a nightmare PatSeg Jun 6 #11

Was the plot of a Law & Order episode "Harvest" from Season 8 Wiz Imp Jun 6 #12

Also a plot on "Chicago Hope" question everything Jun 7 #15

Reminds me of the movie COMA. /nt sdfernando Jun 6 #13

I remember the liver "donation" markodochartaigh Jun 6 #14

I took myself off the organ donor list years ago perdita9 Jun 7 #16

I think I need to get online and remove the organ donor emblem from my driver's license. Oopsie Daisy Jun 7 #18

New scientist magazine Blue Full Moon Jun 7 #19

Yike! That's the stuff of nightmares. Vinca Jun 7 #21

Yet another reason we need one Single Payer Insurance for everyone here IbogaProject Jun 7 #22

Grim joke about similar situation... GJGCA Jun 7 #23

I'm skeptical. The New York Times is not a credible source anymore. TomSlick Jun 7 #24