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(1,102 posts) Thu Aug 7, 2025, 05:03 AM Aug 7

DOGE's "Big Balls" Was Beaten Up--and Musk Is Already Lying About It [View all]

Source: The New Republic

The billionaire claimed that Coristine heroically stopped “a gang of about a dozen young men” from assaulting a woman in her car at night.” He said that Coristine ran over to defend the woman and saved her in spite of being “severely beaten to the point of concussion.”

While Trump and Musk claimed a brutal assault involving a gang of men, the MPD reported an unarmed carjacking, with only two 15-year-old suspects detained, a girl and a boy.

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DOGE's "Big Balls" Was Beaten Up--and Musk Is Already Lying About It [View all] Nululu Aug 7 OP

The brave big balls beaten up by two 15 year olds, one of them a girl. Irish_Dem Aug 7 #1

"He is a man baby." speak easy Aug 7 #10

Yes males who have to brag about their genitalia are telling us something. Irish_Dem Aug 7 #14

So now, instead of calling himself Big Balls, he has to use a more accurate moniker. jls4561 Aug 7 #47

They're all man-children. Including Elmo. paleotn Aug 7 #12

Look at this other pathetic loser that couldn't fend off 13 & 15 year old female carjackers in DC MichMan Aug 7 #37

Yeah, I just can't stop laughing. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #40

Not that I'm defending Big Balls, but fighting two opponents, even 15 year olds, is HARD. Let alone three. Hellbound Hellhound Aug 7 #49

My point is that he is brave enough to destroy the entire US govt. Irish_Dem Aug 7 #50

I read the other day, that *ump in response to this said that a 14 year old should be tried as an adult, Uncle Joe Aug 7 #51

"To the point of concussion." Total BS. There was not even a visit to a hospital by B.B. John1956PA Aug 7 #2

Yes a concussion can only be diagnosed by a professional. Irish_Dem Aug 7 #15

...And Krasnov is using this stupid unqualified kid who should never have been in government as an excuse to militarize Karasu Aug 7 #3

Democrats should have made DC a state when they had the power to do so. And Puerto Rico. Lonestarblue Aug 7 #17

Spacenazi trying to get back on Krasnov's friend list kkmarie Aug 7 #4

He made it sound like the woman was some stranger and big balls was a knight and shining armor Walleye Aug 7 #5

Hell... GiqueCee Aug 7 #9

Having to hear all these people lie is very bad for everyone's mental health Walleye Aug 7 #13

Too true... GiqueCee Aug 7 #18

If you think that was bad, Buddyzbuddy Aug 7 #6

Big Balls... 2naSalit Aug 7 #7

What was Coristine GarColga Aug 7 #8

That's when bars close. yardwork Aug 7 #27

"It's pretty easy to guess what actually happened here," mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #31

TBH, I haven't read most of the details. yardwork Aug 7 #34

He is 19 years old - too young for the bars Blues Heron Aug 7 #33

The nearby club The Black Cat has an all-ages admission policy. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #35

Do you know he was at the Black Cat, or are you speculating based on location? Prairie Gates Aug 7 #45

You are correct. I have no idea where he was before the attempted carjacking. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #46

I suppose we're still waiting for those factual reports Prairie Gates Aug 7 #48

DC should require all bars to close at 10PM MichMan Aug 7 #38

lol. yardwork Aug 7 #39

Since he was 19, any establishment serving him alcohol should have their liquor license revoked MichMan Aug 7 #41

Toddlers killed with parents' guns. School children with their brains blasted on the wall and breakfast on the floor. twodogsbarking Aug 7 #11

They weren't even beaten. yardwork Aug 7 #28

News fooled me again. Damn. Thanks for clarification. Peace. twodogsbarking Aug 7 #29

WHAT were they doing on the streets of DC at that hour? nitpicked Aug 7 #16

The attempted carjacking occurred in the 1400 block of Swann Street. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #20

That's a lot of disinformation for one OP. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #19

Dollars to donuts that unarmed carjacking charge will be dropped Prairie Gates Aug 7 #23

I posted numerous factual reports about this incident yesterday and several people here said it didn't happen. sop Aug 7 #25

It's the usual suspects. Thanks, and good morning. NT mahatmakanejeeves Aug 7 #30

I know right? GusBob Aug 7 #32

Someone on DU called it a "Reichstag fire" LeftInTX Aug 7 #53

His daddy is CEO of "Lesser Evil" popcorn. . . DinahMoeHum Aug 7 #21

Tabitha Speaks- Big Balls Karma kkmarie Aug 7 #22

Anyone who goes around calling themselves Big Balls IronLionZion Aug 7 #24

Or the lack there of. republianmushroom Aug 7 #43

Bonobo chimps have the largest per capita scrotal mass of primates, which includes humans. GreenWave Aug 7 #26

Don't we see it? angrychair Aug 7 #36

Big balls is actually Putin's nephew. Meadowoak Aug 7 #42

Violent crime in DC declines, but when it happens it's deadlier MichMan Aug 7 #44

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM OUR SOCIAL SECURITY! vapor2 Aug 7 #52