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27. That's when bars close.

It's pretty easy to guess what actually happened here, assuming the entire story isn't made up.

IF Coristine and his girlfriend were threatened, it probably went down like this...

Drunk couple weaves their way to their car, noticed by a group of teens who might have taunted them (being teens). Coristine and his girlfriend taunt back (being drunk, and an asshole). Eventually one of the teens says "we'll carjack you" and C. falls down and hurts himself, being drunk. Police respond immediately (proving that policing in DC is actually working) and C. accuses two 15 year olds of attacking him. Done.

Instead of being embarrassed the next morning and going to work hungover like everybody else would, C. literally makes a federal case of it and Trump pounces on it as an excuse to kill everyone in DC (or at least try).

The racism in the part of Trump and his minions is fundamental to understanding this.