DOGE's "Big Balls" Was Beaten Up--and Musk Is Already Lying About It

[Hellbound Hellhound]

49. Not that I'm defending Big Balls, but fighting two opponents, even 15 year olds, is HARD. Let alone three.

I've done my fair bit of MMA and was used as an example, as even though I'm 6'4" and 300+ lbs and well-trained in both martial arts and boxing, two determined 15 year olds were able to take me down. Three would end me.

I sincerely doubt you would be able to do any better, or ANYone. A 15 year old male is, despite age, quite a good deal more physically powerful than anything other than a dedicated fighter or powerlifter of an elder age category. Especially if they're in numbers similar to what is listed; two opponents is a loss. Three opponents is a one-sided beatdown, no matter how adept you are, unless you have EXTENSIVE training in multi-combatant fighting.

That said, Ballsack deserved to get his shit rocked, but never underestimate someone based purely on their age. I was 6'2" and 250 lbs at 15; I could have wrecked 90% of American citizens 1v1 back then, let alone if I had another one of me following my lead, even worse if there was a third.

We can say "Hue hue homeboy got his ass beat by a 15 year old" but 99% of DUers would get equally rocked in a one on one, even worse in a 2/3-on-one.