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72. He's never had a make-up artist, that's why he looks so bad all the time

Reply to riversedge (Reply #13)

Sun Aug 24, 2025, 01:00 PM

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No professional make-up artist would ever do such a terrible job. He does it himself, plus his own hair.

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