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33. Or it'll be like J. Edgar Hoover's

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:17 AM

9 hrs ago

The Hepatitis-ridden little bastard - paranoid to the end - had his casket lined with lead, out of fear one of his (many) victims would try to defile his bio-hazard of a corpse.

It was, consequently, so heavy, that one of the pallbearers fainted (and these were the strongest Marines Nixon could find!).

Would've been great if the other five had dropped it on his "widow" (Clyde Tolson - who inherited Hoover's ill-gotten estate).

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