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jmowreader

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38. Of course he skipped it

Mon May 18, 2026, 04:46 AM

14 hrs ago

If he went golfing he could charge the Secret Service for cart rentals, bottled water, restroom entrance fees and parking.

If he went to this rally he couldn’t.

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Trump Snubs His Big Faith Event to Go Golfing [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

Why should "god" attend his own event? ananda Yesterday #1

Or he is afrsid that God will smite him for hypocrisy. wnylib 5 hrs ago #60

The next church service he attends Bluestocking Yesterday #2

Hope that's SOON ! KS Toronado 23 hrs ago #18

Not soon enough! buzzycrumbhunger 22 hrs ago #26

And, he'll probably... moonbatmax 21 hrs ago #29

Or it'll be like J. Edgar Hoover's peppertree 18 hrs ago #33

Oh! Didn't know about the casket! electric_blue68 6 hrs ago #57

Oh, yeah. The pall bearers were all white - as his insistence. peppertree 2 hrs ago #64

Wow, I had no idea! But looking at his younger photos I can see... electric_blue68 1 hr ago #66

You bet. peppertree 52 min ago #67

And the first non photo op staged by handlers JT45242 12 hrs ago #41

They'll screw that up. SergeStorms 8 hrs ago #54

"I'm a good christian, and I am." MLWR Yesterday #3

Pedo threatens an entire nation of 90 millions... very Christian of him... Justice matters. 23 hrs ago #23

Except attending Sunday services at Our Lady of Mar a lago. BattleRow 20 hrs ago #31

Apparently he reused a video from another occasion More_Cowbell Yesterday #4

So, a visual Auto-Pen! BidenRocks 23 hrs ago #16

Totally in character. greatauntoftriplets Yesterday #5

Here is trump's heavily edited contribution to this event LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #6

The people he send this to are easily duped. I always wonder if they have ever even read the words that Christ spoke. efhmc Yesterday #9

Wow, just listen to him breathing. Tick Tock MFer. OGBuzz 9 hrs ago #48

Maybe they'll have another event after they get the reflecting pool rigged tanyev Yesterday #7

Now THAT'S funny as hell. paleotn Yesterday #8

Good will punish him for playing hooky. usonian Yesterday #10

Trump skips Klan Rally nakocal Yesterday #11

He's too important for their bullshit. ... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #12

The only ones that don't apply are 6 and 16 bedazzled 2 hrs ago #63

They will still think of him as their God. republianmushroom Yesterday #13

"Yo, God! Just Jerome Yesterday #14

"TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! President DJT." J_William_Ryan 23 hrs ago #15

Our biggest problem is: DFW 23 hrs ago #20

My guess is popsdenver 23 hrs ago #17

Didn't they do that with Stalin? Deuxcents 23 hrs ago #19

Don't know.......NC popsdenver 23 hrs ago #22

lenin DonCoquixote 15 hrs ago #37

O..Lenin..thank you Deuxcents 8 hrs ago #53

God or golfing DFW 23 hrs ago #21

... at the taxpayers expense. Justice matters. 22 hrs ago #24

But his foursome included a couple of Corinthians. Sneederbunk 22 hrs ago #25

Hahahahaha angrychair 22 hrs ago #27

"Heaven can wait, now watch this drive" oasis 22 hrs ago #28

And yet you will SEE NO PHOTOS of him actually golfing. Maru Kitteh 21 hrs ago #30

I wonder what he gets from all that golfing. MadameButterfly 18 hrs ago #32

Nope. King Farouk! OldBaldy1701E 12 hrs ago #42

I think golf is an old familiar lie that makes him feel better. I'm glad he can't do it Maru Kitteh 3 hrs ago #61

Fatfuck von Golfcart has a bible to sell ya back at the clubhouse Blue Owl 17 hrs ago #34

Maybe God told him to golf. It is the 7th day. Buddyzbuddy 17 hrs ago #35

The balls he uses are the ones that the Congressional Republicans had before they cut them off to show their loyalty. cstanleytech 17 hrs ago #36

Of course he skipped it jmowreader 14 hrs ago #38

From Shakespeare bmichaelh 14 hrs ago #39

WAit until he finds out there is no golf in hell. Historic NY 12 hrs ago #40

Or even worse, there's golf in Hell and he won't be able to cheat FakeNoose 8 hrs ago #50

There is indeed golf in Hell. The Madcap 7 hrs ago #56

Heh! electric_blue68 6 hrs ago #58

"There is always an extremely slow foursome ahead of you and one obnoxious one behind you" Ray Bruns 6 hrs ago #59

Could be, though I was thinking about the guys who yell The Madcap 3 hrs ago #62

John Steinbeck once observed SorellaLaBefana 12 hrs ago #43

Kick BlueWavePsych 11 hrs ago #44

He's observing Sunday the Homer Simpson way. eppur_se_muova 11 hrs ago #45

Squaring the Hypocrisy Kid Berwyn 11 hrs ago #46

I remember when Republicans were very concerned about how often a president played golf and whether he attended church. SamuelAdams 9 hrs ago #47

Nothing is more important than his little white balls. Harker 8 hrs ago #49

You'll see more and more of less and less PATRICK 8 hrs ago #51

All I saw on the news... GCG 8 hrs ago #52

LOL! He doesn't even pretend that he's at all interested in religion. His cult followers are brain dead. Martin68 7 hrs ago #55

Christopretensist. Iggo 1 hr ago #65