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FakeNoose

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18. I think that elephant is voting BLUE!

Reply to lonely bird (Reply #10)

Sat Jun 13, 2026, 09:26 AM

5 hrs ago

And I hope the idiot who dreamed up this stunt gets fired.

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Elephant at Texas GOP Convention Shocks Audience by Peeing All Over the Floor [View all] BumRushDaShow 10 hrs ago OP

President Biden whispered in the animal's ear. KY_EnviroGuy 9 hrs ago #1

Clearly, the elephant didn't want to be there. raccoon 9 hrs ago #2

Poor animal probably got scared by those freaks fujiyamasan 8 hrs ago #3

Was this perfect or what?! LOL! slightlv 8 hrs ago #4

When I first saw the title of the post... Trueblue Texan 8 hrs ago #5

Perfect! 2naSalit 7 hrs ago #6

According to biological studies on the "Universal Law of Urination," an elephant can urinate from 3 to 13 gallons sop 7 hrs ago #7

Well-aimed, and with lots of splash. Talitha 3 hrs ago #25

It may not smell nice but 'gad, what a critic. 3Hotdogs 7 hrs ago #8

Wear your galoshes for a larger than life surprise! tanyev 6 hrs ago #9

Don't know why anyone was shocked lonely bird 6 hrs ago #10

I think that elephant is voting BLUE! FakeNoose 5 hrs ago #18

The Perfect Image of the GOP lavoosh99 1 hr ago #33

Ha! Morons. Hugin 6 hrs ago #11

Well that was a piss poor decision cate94 6 hrs ago #12

What's the difference between that and Pres Dump peeing all over everything? mdbl 5 hrs ago #13

Why was the poor elephant there in the first place? Ghost of Tom Joad 5 hrs ago #14

If they don't care about treating people humanely BumRushDaShow 5 hrs ago #16

So true Ghost of Tom Joad 5 hrs ago #20

It was intentional. Elephants have smarts and opinions. marble falls 5 hrs ago #15

Headline "Elephant gives his thoughts on repugs - 'Piss on 'em!" he said" Wonder Why 5 hrs ago #17

😄 mwmisses4289 1 hr ago #32

THANKS for the best story today! FakeNoose 5 hrs ago #19

The golden shower. Where is Trump. twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #21

*snort* Talitha 3 hrs ago #26

It's tail was up too, like it was ready to poop.😊 Figarosmom 4 hrs ago #22

How fitting Hassin Bin Sober 4 hrs ago #23

I am surprised they didn't bottle the pee and sell it as medicine, as is their wont. JoihInMableton 3 hrs ago #24

Too bad it didn't sh*t too! joanbarnes 3 hrs ago #27

I started laughing just reading the headline! Bayard 3 hrs ago #28

Just before the event, someone bought 1 million elephant diaper futures. usonian 2 hrs ago #29

Elephant telling GOPedo "Quit using us as your symbol!" Wild blueberry 2 hrs ago #30

So where are the Memes? Gymbo 1 hr ago #31

It's bigger than everyone. It'll do whatever it wants. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 46 min ago #34

LOL, how appropriate. Just what Dump and his minions are doing all over the Constitution. Martin68 23 min ago #35

That's hilarious! red dog 1 14 min ago #36

Elephants pee? Shocking! mdbl 8 min ago #37

Probably the most eloquent statement of the day. lpbk2713 5 min ago #38

Trickle Down Elepha-nomics LudwigPastorius 3 min ago #39