Jeff Tiedrich - 'who wants my awesome sperms?' asks world's richest pest [View all]
the one sure thing about Donny Convict’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns is that each and every one of them is a fucktacularly broken-inside psycho.
there’s SecDef Kegstand, the ahem alleged sexual-assaulting tosspot who definitely texted war plans to a reporter. then we have ICE Barbie, the puppy perforator who believes her job entails playing dress-up and taking Salvadoran slave-labor selfies. then there’s Bobby Brainworms, the dead-whale-head aficionado obsessed with proving the link between autism and dental hygiene.
but wait — here comes the Space Nazi to outdo them all. his idea of a super-fun time is to cruise his own hellish web site and hit up random women to ask if they’re free to hang out with his sperms.
oh, and then punish the shit out of them when they rightfully tell him to fuck straight off
.https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-wants-my-awesome-sperms-asks
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