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3. My uncle went to confession when he was seven years old

Tue Feb 25, 2025, 11:30 AM

Feb 2025

to an OLD hard-of-hearing priest.

He confessed that he'd killed ants.

"WHAT? YOU KILLED A MAN?!!"

LOL! True story .

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My problem with school.... multigraincracker Feb 2025 #1

HAHHAAHHHAHHAH. Thank you multigraincracker. debm55 Feb 2025 #2

My uncle went to confession when he was seven years old some_of_us_are_sane Feb 2025 #3

HAHAHHHAHAHHHAH. Thank you very much some_of_us_sane debm55 Feb 2025 #8

At the Mercedes Dealership... justaprogressive Feb 2025 #4

Didn't see that punchline coming... some_of_us_are_sane Feb 2025 #7

HEHHEHEHHEH. Thank you very much, justaprogressive. Great story debm55 Feb 2025 #9

Lovemaking late in life justaprogressive Feb 2025 #5

The BEST!!! some_of_us_are_sane Feb 2025 #6

That is so funny. Thank you very much justagrovressive Hahaha debm55 Feb 2025 #10

Thank you OldBaldy1701E debm55 Feb 2025 #12