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LuckyCharms

(20,352 posts)
Tue Apr 8, 2025, 11:10 AM Apr 2025

A man wakes up one morning, and hears a voice in his head. [View all]

The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice.

Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice.

Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.

As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace."

He goes to Caesar's Palace.

The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table."

He goes to the roulette table.

The voice says, "Put all your money on red 23."

He puts all his money on red 23.

The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.

The voice says, "Fuck".

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That was a convoluted way True Dough Apr 2025 #1
But my favorite word is "The". I used it pretty quickly... LuckyCharms Apr 2025 #2
Ah yes, I forgot True Dough Apr 2025 #4
I don't know what the hell that word means. LuckyCharms Apr 2025 #5
Also a good word, True Dough Apr 2025 #6
When I was in college, I went to a bar and the band playing was called LuckyCharms Apr 2025 #7
Did you feel the same True Dough Apr 2025 #8
Yes! and the same with this band... LuckyCharms Apr 2025 #9
They look fun! True Dough Apr 2025 #11
While next to him Vegas Matt runs a victory lap around the table!! aeromanKC Apr 2025 #3
That's funny 👍 TommieMommy Apr 2025 #10
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