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EYESORE 9001

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2. I had a harrowing experience. It was just the other day, I swear, hand to heart.

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Mon Apr 28, 2025, 08:17 AM

Apr 2025

I came upon the scene of an accident, arriving just as the ambulance was leaving. I looked down and saw an insulated cooler just sitting on the ground. Upon closer inspection, I found, wrapped in plastic and packed in ice, a human toe. I was beside myself with concern over what to do. The only choice became immediately clear.

I called a toe truck

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I saw a horrible wreck today.... [View all] JohnnyRingo Apr 2025 OP

Glad no one got hurt, the ducks are very cute unless they give you bad memories of the wreck... wcmagumba Apr 2025 #1

Actually, the wreck was a just preface to a joke on Jeep people. JohnnyRingo Apr 2025 #3

I had a harrowing experience. It was just the other day, I swear, hand to heart. EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #2

Freak accident: Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2025 #4

I vaguely remember the faux news broadcast bit.... JohnnyRingo Apr 2025 #5