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14. They stare into the very core of the food, sometimes drooling, as if they can will it into their mouths.

Thu May 1, 2025, 07:27 PM

May 2025

Sitting so close they impede your ability to eat. Stalking in the kitchen. Stalking in the dining room. Stalking on the sofa. Stalking every step you take. Yeah, I’d say, you’ve got a stalker big time!

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Is there any professionals here who can identify what a stalker is. I definitely have a problem [View all] Duncanpup May 2025 OP

I'm just an amateur, but I think spooky3 May 2025 #1

If he's a Labrador, that explains it FullySupportDems May 2025 #2

Golden retriever Duncanpup May 2025 #4

My big yellow lab almost looks like a Golden retriever FullySupportDems May 2025 #7

The best dogs I ever had DENVERPOPS May 2025 #29

They sound absolutely magnificent FullySupportDems May 2025 #40

My Zeus was part golden and part wolf AKwannabe May 2025 #49

Every time I have to euthanize one of my dogs DENVERPOPS May 2025 #55

It's been my experience lavoosh99 May 2025 #59

Dependent personality disorder with histrionic traits? SheltieLover May 2025 #3

Can you do FaceTime counseling Duncanpup May 2025 #6

Only in certain states, Dunc. SheltieLover May 2025 #10

Never mind Sheltie yet thank you counseling will not work. Duncanpup May 2025 #12

Pffffft SheltieLover May 2025 #15

Don't blame the victim!!! COL Mustard May 2025 #42

If I were you, I'd be scared. Very scared. PJMcK May 2025 #5

Excellent advice Duncanpup May 2025 #8

I've got bad news EYESORE 9001 May 2025 #9

The real danger is if stalker gains access to your fridge. SheltieLover May 2025 #11

How cute. Srkdqltr May 2025 #13

They stare into the very core of the food, sometimes drooling, as if they can will it into their mouths. Clouds Passing May 2025 #14

We had a similar stalker. Nanuke May 2025 #16

Bed cuddles are the best Duncanpup May 2025 #17

Glad you tolerated his hunting failures... 10 Turtle Day May 2025 #48

protection order?? Evolve Dammit May 2025 #18

Respectfully, you're the problem Jerry2144 May 2025 #19

Absolutely Duncanpup May 2025 #23

Nothing wrong with a furry stalker with four feet Warpy May 2025 #20

Hilarious Duncanpup May 2025 #24

I *hope* you don't have a stalker... maspaha May 2025 #21

I understand Duncanpup May 2025 #25

In reality... WestMichRad May 2025 #22

NO cure for the OCD in that relationship, I'm afraid. You've been CHOSEN! hlthe2b May 2025 #26

You have a serious problem. Have you tried a restraining order? littlemissmartypants May 2025 #27

Yeah, you have a problem. patphil May 2025 #28

All I want to know is (1) Did you share the cheeseburger and (2) Did Dunc get any ice cream? LoisB May 2025 #30

Yes on both burger and ice cream score Duncanpup May 2025 #32

Dunc The Golden Retriever has fans. LoisB May 2025 #37

Get a new dog! Jacson6 May 2025 #31

Sorry, Nothing Will Help ProfessorGAC May 2025 #33

You want to start a support group Duncanpup May 2025 #34

Sure. As long as... ProfessorGAC May 2025 #35

Absolutely Duncanpup May 2025 #47

Dunc knows Practice Makes Perfect. Those toys aren't going to squeak themselves! MLAA May 2025 #65

He's professional level MLAA. Duncanpup May 2025 #66

Consential fairplay IbogaProject May 2025 #36

Walk , don't run. Tetrachloride May 2025 #38

My stalker is relentless Mountain Mule May 2025 #39

Yes Duncanpup May 2025 #43

Seems he took your recent advice very seriously: ''Start stocking up on essentials.'' Donkees May 2025 #41

peanut buter aand vanilla ice cream? hmm. AllaN01Bear May 2025 #44

The real question is does he love you or is he just using you for food? airplaneman May 2025 #45

We're madly in love Duncanpup May 2025 #46

Seems a benign stalker. Only get worried if your stalker starts putting on orange makeup. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz May 2025 #50

I have 3 stalkers... Trueblue Texan May 2025 #51

We should all be so lucky. Buddyzbuddy May 2025 #52

My stalker appears when I use the can opener or open the refrigerator. milestogo May 2025 #53

The bigger story is "mixing vanilla ice cream with peanut butter" What?!? Yummm! nt AnotherMother4Peace May 2025 #54

I feel for you dunc. TexLaProgressive May 2025 #56

I nicknamed my stalker "Creepy Watson" JoseBalow May 2025 #57

Our dog is my shadow. A white one. twodogsbarking May 2025 #58

I think I see the problem . Permanut May 2025 #60

Yeah he wanted Figarosmom May 2025 #61

The retrievers were all amateurs compared to our gsp - TBF May 2025 #62

Mine has a peeping tom thing for when I'm on the loo. - "On" the loo, correct idiom? UTUSN May 2025 #63

I've got one that does heavy breathing in my face Bluethroughu May 2025 #64