Is there any professionals here who can identify what a stalker is. I definitely have a problem

[patphil]

28. Yeah, you have a problem.

There's no real defense against this, but I suggest tummy rubs, rubs behind the ears, and a lot of "whose your daddy asks, followed by treats and long walks.
It's incurable, but you can contain it, especially if you are willing to acknowledge who's in charge.

Of course that's if you can accept Dunc as being the one who rules the relationship.
Surrender is your only recourse. May God have mercy on your soul.