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BOSSHOG

(43,520 posts) Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:34 PM Jun 22

Time Out for some FIRST GRADE Humor [View all]

Ya wanna read about bombing, just peruse my post

What do you call a bee who can’t decide what to do? A Maybe!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

Where do hamburgers go dancing? At the meat ball!

Why did the pie go the dentist? To get a filling!

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Time Out for some FIRST GRADE Humor [View all] BOSSHOG Jun 22 OP

Haha! Thx for the chuckles! SheltieLover Jun 22 #1

(old one) What's brown and sticky? chouchou Jun 22 #2

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? The Blue Flower Jun 22 #3

The only joke I know. It is meant as a verbal only joke. If a bean's a bean, what's a pea(pee)? LoisB Jun 22 #4

Yer the comedy champ tonight LoisB BOSSHOG Jun 22 #5

LOL! Thank you BOSSHOG. I heard that joke about 65 years ago and it is the only one I LoisB Jun 22 #7

❤️ underpants Jun 22 #6

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