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malthaussen

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44. I have the same problem with wristwatches...

Thu Aug 21, 2025, 05:49 PM

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... so I carried a pocket watch for years. Now, of course, one doesn't need a watch, since one's phone will constantly tell what time it is, in fifty different cities around the world.

Fifty years in one job, and 51 years married to the same woman... your problem, my friend, is that you lack imagination!

-- Mal

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