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buzzycrumbhunger

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41. Jeez, I can't believe

Reply to Jacson6 (Reply #37)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:21 PM

Dec 6

… I had to read through 37 replies before someone thought to include weed. Surely, Santa would appreciate getting toasted before heading back up into the frigid December sky…

And don’t forget there should be a big, honkin’ pile of sweets to take with him.

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What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am [View all] debm55 Dec 6 OP

We always left beer and a sandwich. greatauntoftriplets Dec 6 #1

Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would. debm55 Dec 6 #2

Cheese and wine anciano Dec 6 #3

Yes, Thank you anciano. debm55 Dec 6 #5

Beer and pizza. Ocelot II Dec 6 #4

Great. Thank you Ocelot II debm55 Dec 6 #6

Pony Keg in the living room BOSSHOG Dec 6 #7

Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG debm55 Dec 6 #10

A chocolate espresso martini Easterncedar Dec 6 #8

HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar. debm55 Dec 6 #11

Pierogi and an Okocim beer. Diamond_Dog Dec 6 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author mysteryowl Dec 6 #12

Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too. debm55 Dec 6 #13

Sex mysteryowl Dec 6 #14

Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole. debm55 Dec 6 #15

Ha! Ha! mysteryowl Dec 6 #18

HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that. 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #17

Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking???? debm55 Dec 6 #19

Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!) mysteryowl Dec 6 #20

Oh my debm55 Dec 6 #23

That was not meant to be shocking. mysteryowl Dec 6 #24

No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night. debm55 Dec 6 #29

No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is! 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #22

Thank you 2MuchNoise. debm55 Dec 7 #69

My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again? rsdsharp Dec 6 #16

rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know debm55 Dec 6 #21

I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know. rsdsharp Dec 6 #25

It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down debm55 Dec 6 #30

Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill. rsdsharp Dec 6 #33

Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to debm55 Dec 6 #35

Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee. Irish_Dem Dec 6 #26

Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it. debm55 Dec 6 #31

We both have the same idea. Irish_Dem Dec 6 #38

Thank you, Irish_Dem debm55 Dec 7 #49

I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping TexasTowelie Dec 6 #27

That would explain the twinkle in his eye. 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #28

What???? Oh laughing my ass off. debm55 Dec 6 #32

Thank you Texas Towelie debm55 Dec 7 #50

Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie debm55 Dec 7 #73

One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown. Woodwizard Dec 6 #34

Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard. debm55 Dec 7 #70

How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip. patphil Dec 6 #36

OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too! Ziggysmom Dec 6 #47

That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you. debm55 Dec 7 #74

Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it. debm55 Dec 7 #75

Leave him a full bong. Jacson6 Dec 6 #37

Jeez, I can't believe buzzycrumbhunger Dec 6 #41

Hey, I made the connection on post #27. TexasTowelie Dec 6 #43

How did I miss that?! buzzycrumbhunger Dec 6 #44

Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Dec 7 #76

sushi and a hot sake DBoon Dec 6 #39

Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes debm55 Dec 7 #77

Santa is international and supports diversity DBoon Dec 7 #81

That's very true. DBoon. debm55 Dec 7 #83

Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . . DinahMoeHum Dec 6 #40

Thank you very much DinahMoeHum debm55 Dec 7 #71

Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey... NNadir Dec 6 #42

Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness. debm55 Dec 7 #66

My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did ..... Bread and Circuses Dec 6 #45

Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses. debm55 Dec 7 #53

EasternCedar beat me to it. Polly Hennessey Dec 6 #46

Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey. debm55 Dec 7 #52

My dad used to say... Dulcinea Dec 7 #48

Yes, Thank you Dulcinea. debm55 Dec 7 #51

Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar. doc03 Dec 7 #54

Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes. debm55 Dec 7 #55

Yukon Jack Nigrum Cattus Dec 7 #56

Thank you Nigrum Cattus. debm55 Dec 7 #60

Ask Willie underpants Dec 7 #57

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants. debm55 Dec 7 #58

I just made some Kahlua. pandr32 Dec 7 #59

Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that. debm55 Dec 7 #61

Metamucil Phentex Dec 7 #62

Oh you, Thanks Phentex. debm55 Dec 7 #64

A one-way, free, unending visit to 3825-87867 Dec 7 #63

Perfect. Thank you 3825-87867 debm55 Dec 7 #65

a glass of sherry and a pork pie... da svenster Dec 7 #67

HAHAHAHA. Thank you da sventster. debm55 Dec 7 #68

PB & J Rebl2 Dec 7 #72

Great choice. RebI2. Thank you. debm55 Dec 7 #78

Stuffed mushrooms, mini quiche and bottles of a good red and white wine. mwmisses4289 Dec 7 #79

Right, Thank you very much for the gourmet snacks. I'll take some too. debm55 Dec 7 #80

some tamales and a Bohemia Kali Dec 7 #82

Thank you very much, Kali. Santa is really going to love it, debm55 Dec 7 #84

Considering all the alcohol and weed people want to give him, I'll give him the number for a good rehab clinic. Xavier Breath Dec 7 #85

Thank you Xavier Breath.for stating your opinion. I didn't recognize some of the posters , but they have there opinion debm55 Dec 7 #86

Don't leave him any alcoholic beverage at ALL! He's the one who is driving! CTyankee Monday #87

Thank you CTyankee. I understand. debm55 Monday #88

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