Why Nobody Wants to Visit Fisherman's Wharf Anymore

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10. My only visit was somewheres around 2000. There was an article in one of the papers that there was

an overabundance of Salmon and whole Salmon were being sold for $5.00 a fish. - - - Help the fishermen because they are on the balls of their asses.

And I recall one guy on his bicycle, peddling away from the wharf with the head of a Salmon peeking out from his backpack. And a couple of other people walking away with fish.

Then a woman comes up to one of the vendors --- "Do. ya have a senior citizen discount?"

I still enjoy telling that story but now that I'm an 83 year old, it ain't quite as funny as it was ,then.