So, my dear Hoosiers, I do believe you are getting a President.

[Bob Loblaw]

1. He would interpret

the circumstance as God's will and would claim that to be the origin of his agenda. The evangelicals would finally have their man in the Oval office and will feel justified in all their sanctimonious endeavors to evangelize the country. School prayer cases will make their way to the Supreme Court, parochial charter schools will siphon off education tax dollars and any non profit with the word Christian in it's name will have preference in receiving federal tax dollars. It will be against the law for men and women who aren't married to have meetings without their spouses present. All federal properties not currently named for Ronald Reagan will be renamed. The New Deal will continue to be dismantled and unions will be outlawed. Voting rights will be eroded with renewed vigor and the Koch brothers will move in to the West Wing.

More after breakfast...