Beth's Cafe in Seattle is back, and with it comes one of the best breakfasts around

[Warpy]

4. Greasy drunk food for macho overeaters

who mistake quantity for quality. To each his own and I'll give it a pass, too.

There was a place just like it WAY back, many years ago in Boston, complete with brown and yellow grease running down the walls and windows. It was a great place to people watch. I had pancakes, thought they were the least lethal thing on the menu. They sat like an anvil in my stomach for hours. Never went back.