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Barack Obama

Ellipsis

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4. Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

Reply to babylonsister (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 05:59 PM

Jun 2014

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Buh-bye [View all] babylonsister Jun 2014 OP

Your turn is coming soon, Mitch rurallib Jun 2014 #1

Here's what will be in McMonnell's consolation basket: Blue Owl Jun 2014 #6

And for his sweet tooth (Do turtles have teeth?) Contrary1 Jun 2014 #11

Turtles have beaks. Curmudgeoness Jun 2014 #14

LOL kairos12 Jun 2014 #17

+1 treestar Jun 2014 #28

I just keep thinking of when Ted Cruz shut down congress last fall and Cantor and the applegrove Jun 2014 #2

And think about how stupid Ted Cruz is! AAO Jun 2014 #7

But he had to ... 1StrongBlackMan Jun 2014 #12

I was worried Ted Cruz was going to keep his canadian citizenship and run for President of the USA applegrove Jun 2014 #15

OMG AAO Jun 2014 #18

How pathetic they still are and always shall be - for what I hope will be a VERY limited IrishAyes Jun 2014 #38

The turtle man looks terrified. stage left Jun 2014 #3

No offense taken. AAO Jun 2014 #9

Ha! stage left Jun 2014 #20

DUzy! BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #24

Very generous of you BI! AAO Jun 2014 #29

Anyone who speaks for turtles speaks for... BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #30

My wife is a turtle nut, er, collector. AAO Jun 2014 #32

My friend is wild about turtles BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #33

My g/f (now wife) swam off the coast of Grand Cayman and were attacked by a mean ass turtle AAO Jun 2014 #35

Wait, wut? BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #36

Well, it was stranger than fiction, but horrifying, and life threatening. AAO Jun 2014 #37

Yes, it's funny - but you wouldn't feel that way as you are swimming for you life! AAO Jun 2014 #41

Same thing happened to us off Grand Cayman AAO Jun 2014 #40

I think they have trouble typing with those webbed feet. IrishAyes Jun 2014 #39

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you. Ellipsis Jun 2014 #4

I hate that smug asshat MissDeeds Jun 2014 #5

"Something isn't kosher, including new House Majority leader, Eric" TheCowsCameHome Jun 2014 #8

Good One!!! Peacetrain Jun 2014 #10

Obama being gracious as Cha Jun 2014 #13

I hope the President is laughing on the inside. stage left Jun 2014 #21

check this out for "karma", stage left.. Cha Jun 2014 #22

I love it that he's gone stage left Jun 2014 #23

Please, Eric smallcat88 Jun 2014 #16

Buh-bye sheshe2 Jun 2014 #19

Hedges needs a gift too it seems: ucrdem Jun 2014 #25

Your nap time in the pasture in coming in November Mitch M!! riversedge Jun 2014 #26

LOL. pinto Jun 2014 #27

Who can resist? BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #31

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