Seven little penises popped up from the asparagus bed today.

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1. I'm hoping for slivered "penises"..... (grass you dirty minds!)

I raked and hoed and turned the soil on a 15 square foot patch of dead grass that my beloved girlie dog faithfully killed with her urine over the winter. I seeded it with this new fangled Scotts product specifically for grass killed by dog urine and then I raked nearly a 55 quart bag of potting soil over the area, watered the hell out of it and am hoping it takes. That I am doing this this early in Colorado is nearly unbelievable but the rest of the grass is starting to sprout and the neighbors keep shooting me nasty looks.

SO, yeah... grow me up some little slivered green "penises" pleas!