Trump Is Getting Neutered Today

[Deep State Witch]

My husband and I volunteer with our local cat rescue organization. We drive fosters and pets of low-income residents to be spayed and neutered. We picked up a big, noisy, orange male cat from an auto body shop this morning. His name was Trump. The owner was Hispanic, so I don't know if he was a supporter or not. Anyway, we drove Trump to the vet and he was complaining IN CAPS the whole way. When we got there, we announced VERY LOUDLY that Trump was here to get neutered. He's also getting ear-tipped (because the first time was a fake) and microchipped (in case he wanders off). So, I wonder if the vets are going to fight over which one of them gets to chop Trump's balls off?