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walkingman

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3. Aggies Suck 😂😆🤣 Roll Tide!!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu May 19, 2022, 01:56 PM

May 2022

The TEXAS A & M football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?'

All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride.

A TEXAS A&M football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.

What are the best four years of a TEXAS A&M student's life?

Third grade.

Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans?

Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

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Saban - Texas A&M "bought every player" recruiting NILs [View all] underpants May 2022 OP

Poor, Poor Saban hueymahl May 2022 #1

And how much has Saban personally profited off the athletes he has coached? PTWB May 2022 #2

Aggies Suck 😂😆🤣 Roll Tide!! walkingman May 2022 #3

Good ones. underpants May 2022 #4

Another one: rownesheck May 2022 #5