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14. It's been around for years and it still cracks me up.

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 01:45 PM

Apr 2019

If you're a true believer in the Bible as the inerrant word of God, you'd better not be wearing a polyester-cotton blend shirt.

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LifeWay Research: Americans Are Fond of the Bible, Don't Actually Read It [View all] MineralMan Apr 2019 OP

I read all of it when I was a teenager, not because I was (or am) religious, The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #1

I've read the whole thing half a dozen times, in MineralMan Apr 2019 #3

There's some great writing in KJV. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #5

That's my preferred translation, by far. MineralMan Apr 2019 #7

Wow! According to the chart abqtommy Apr 2019 #2

Me, too. I credit that for my atheism. MineralMan Apr 2019 #4

That would do it. MineralMan Apr 2019 #8

I can't think of a better way to make a person run away from religion screaming The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #10

Many great the Bible like they do the flag The Genealogist Apr 2019 #9

Hence the term "Bible Banger" from its use as a bludgeon, I suppose. MineralMan Apr 2019 #11

A lot of people rely on what their pastors tell them the Bible says, The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #12

I remember this or a similar letter floating around The Genealogist Apr 2019 #13

It's been around for years and it still cracks me up. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #14

I was laughing so hard Doreen Apr 2019 #16

I have never read it cover to cover ( never will. ) Doreen Apr 2019 #15

Well, clearly you are in the majority in that. MineralMan Apr 2019 #17

I could never get into it enough for cover to cover. Doreen Apr 2019 #18