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Midnight Writer

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1. Nonsense. What they really want is an audience with President Trump to pledge their loyalty.

Reply to Jilly_in_VA (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:23 AM

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Trump's fame has spread to the farthest reaches of the galaxy. It is no wonder they have traveled light years to gaze in wonder upon His Eminence.

Like the Three Wise Men of old, they followed a star to the lowly surroundings of Earth to find God's miracle creation and to give Him gifts.

I just hope they weren't foolish enough to bring something useless to Him, like a cure for disease or an inexhaustible clean energy source.

They need to bring gold. Lots and lots of lovely gold. Packed in gold boxes.

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