Forget the Pope—We Need a New Caliph! [View all]
http://www.religiondispatches.org/archive/culture/6988/forget_the_pope_we_need_a_new_caliph_/
April 1, 2013
But how to make the choice? We have a few ideas.
By WAJAHAT ALI AND HAROON MOGHUL

Apart from his lack of precise familiarity with Qur'anic teaching, Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan has many Caliph-like qualities.
The selection of the new pope made everyone stop, tweet, and stare at St. Peters as a non-European was finally chosen to don the papal garb. It made us realize Muslims could also benefit from genuine suspense and good news about their own religious leadership. Ever since secular Turkish general Mustafa Kemal Ataturk undid the Caliphate and ended the Ottoman Empire in 1924, the Muslim world, or at least the Sunni Muslim world, hasnt had a Caliph; literally a successor (to the Prophet Muhammad.)
Thats a long time to be alone. In light of Americas re-election of a Muslim President and the successful infiltration of hummus and halal Butterball turkeys into the once-sacred territory of Safeway, we think the time is ripe for a new Caliphate.
But who could be Caliph? How can the best choice be made? Were proposing a Caliph-off: a March Madness for Islams highest office. With the power vested in us by ourselves, we have chosen ten candidates in the hopes that one of them will win popular acclaim and restore glory to a throne too long left empty.
(I) Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Prime Minister of Turkey
The Good: The most influential leader of Turkey has done the impossible: hes outmaneuvered a dictatorial secular minority and changed the Turkish landscape by making religion acceptable again. Recently Erdogan sidelined the military, has overseen a booming economy that has experienced a 300% rise in GDP in the last ten years, repaired relations with Israel, and the latest news suggests hes even worked out a peace deal with the Kurds. If Erdogan can make Turkey a truly multicultural democracy, hell have resurrected the best characteristics of the Ottoman Empire, which last held the Caliphate, conveniently enough in modern Turkey.
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