General Discussion

BeyondGeography

(40,791 posts)

10. Medieval Mike the Masturbation Monitor

Tue Jun 10, 2025, 11:13 AM

Jun 2025

Fucking Republicans. What I wouldn’t give to bring guys like Gil Scott-Heron and George Carlin back from the dead to hear their takes on this freak show.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

6 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

dchill Alice B.Cognitive_Resonance Evolve Dammit Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin RANDYWILDMAN

81 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Speaker Johnson: Newsom should be 'tarred and feathered [View all] Playingmantis Jun 2025 OP

Ah, more violent political rhetoric from Dump and friends sakabatou Jun 2025 #1

Tarring and feathering historically was not just a humiliation. forgotmylogin Jun 2025 #64

This isn't really true EdmondDantes_ Jun 2025 #79

Okay, then it's perfectly fine, I guess. forgotmylogin Jun 2025 #80

Sounds typical for good ole boy from the South walkingman Jun 2025 #2

I can only imagine what he would have said if Newsom was black. chowder66 Jun 2025 #5

Thought the exact same thing. InAbLuEsTaTe Jun 2025 #6

Ah yes, where states' rights is a big thing -- but only applies to the South (and allied Red states) Hekate Jun 2025 #12

My first thought; the cracker in him let loose. NM Grins Jun 2025 #57

You'll be one of the first we throw in prison, Mikey. Basso8vb Jun 2025 #3

Yeah, that's exceedingly unlikely. maxsolomon Jun 2025 #11

Johnson bdamomma Jun 2025 #28

Thank you! Chi67 Jun 2025 #49

Yo, Mikey! hamsterjill Jun 2025 #4

Who would Jesus tar and feather? Midnight Writer Jun 2025 #7

Those who live by the tar, die by the tar Maeve Jun 2025 #39

They're terrified of Governor Newsom. Dulcinea Jun 2025 #8

Yep, and they're playing right into Newsom's hand. BannonsLiver Jun 2025 #35

I don't hate him wolfie001 Jun 2025 #70

Yes, you've nailed me dead to rights. Caught me red handed. BannonsLiver Jun 2025 #74

Well, that was an issue they both saw eye-to-eye wolfie001 Jun 2025 #75

His constant pandering to maga types angrychair Jun 2025 #55

They're also terrified of 6/14 protests travelingthrulife Jun 2025 #60

Li'l Pervy is also a little prick, I see Hekate Jun 2025 #9

Medieval Mike the Masturbation Monitor BeyondGeography Jun 2025 #10

Speaker Johnson should be dropped into an outhouse toilet milestogo Jun 2025 #13

Or... MoseShrute Jun 2025 #17

How about Moses Mike, Traildogbob Jun 2025 #20

Sounds like you've given this some thought. milestogo Jun 2025 #45

Yea Traildogbob Jun 2025 #50

Is that what you pseudo-xians do, Mikey? C_U_L8R Jun 2025 #14

If Newsom wants to run for president in 2028 he could win more than a few votes Ocelot II Jun 2025 #15

This. ms liberty Jun 2025 #27

He's just butt hurt that Newsom pointed out his district had a greater crime rate than San Fransisco. haele Jun 2025 #16

Isn't due process a part of federal law? suegeo Jun 2025 #18

Speaker Johnson has shown he has kacekwl Jun 2025 #19

Yawn. Someday soon we'll be saying, Mike Johnson, who? Baitball Blogger Jun 2025 #21

Or: Inmate Johnson johnnyfins Jun 2025 #40

He's crying about Trump possibly losing power in the midterms. Baitball Blogger Jun 2025 #43

So very Christian Easterncedar Jun 2025 #22

It really is, especially by the white evangelicals. The hatred is real. walkingman Jun 2025 #32

He isn't an "evangelical." He is a "Christian reconstructionist" valleyrogue Jun 2025 #76

Small Johnson should use his tongue ... Tarzanrock Jun 2025 #23

Tiny rooster is all strut. Magoo48 Jun 2025 #41

Is there anyone . . . ANYONE . . . who might have a chance of beating this faux Christian a-hole in 2026? Vinca Jun 2025 #24

what a good boy stoking the fire for his master stillcool Jun 2025 #25

A hair harmed on Gov, Newsom's head. and Speaker Johnson is might get hauled into court Peacetrain Jun 2025 #26

Romans 2:3 SARose Jun 2025 #29

Tarring and feathering is a painful, potentially lethal form of torture... Harker Jun 2025 #30

It takes a lot of nerve and exceptional idiocy to... littlemissmartypants Jun 2025 #31

Look little fella, in no world are the Republicans the good guys. Buddyzbuddy Jun 2025 #33

How very Christian of him wryter2000 Jun 2025 #34

Could've said it better...... Butterflylady Jun 2025 #37

Hey 3auld6phart Jun 2025 #36

If this is Christ-Like EnergizedLib Jun 2025 #38

His sons porn monitor just went off Johonny Jun 2025 #42

Vigilante-ism is so MAGA. live love laugh Jun 2025 #44

and standing in the way of the good guys." chouchou Jun 2025 #46

Johnson will be known as one of the worst and least effective House Speakers ever Janbdwl72 Jun 2025 #47

Tarred and feathered?????? Katinfl Jun 2025 #48

Christo-Fascist Hypocrite Pharisee says what? Attilatheblond Jun 2025 #51

I won't say what should be done to you, Mr Johnson. n/t malthaussen Jun 2025 #52

question Playingmantis Jun 2025 #77

It's an option. But unimaginative. For one thing, it's been done before (Edward II) n/t malthaussen Jun 2025 #81

SUCH HYPOCRITS!!! Mtnmama Jun 2025 #53

One of Xtian Mike's porn fantasies? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2025 #54

But he's just fine with trmp breaking the law...gotcha mikey spanone Jun 2025 #56

A congressperson using his platform to incite violence against a Governor. These people are deplorable. still-prayin4rain Jun 2025 #58

Someone needs to tell Mike KentuckyWoman Jun 2025 #59

Tarring and feathering? Very ku klux klan of him. IcyPeas Jun 2025 #61

Johnson IS from North Louisiana,after all. BattleRow Jun 2025 #67

wonder what zorbasd Jun 2025 #62

Can't stand this virtue signaling little fraud Hey Joe Jun 2025 #63

Wormtongue has spoken: Punish anyone who defies Lord Trump. patphil Jun 2025 #65

Whiny bitch says what? Marthe48 Jun 2025 #66

Fuck Off little Traitor Toadie to the USA. Cha Jun 2025 #68

Sure sounds like Mikey is a gutless wonder who says whatever he's told struggle4progress Jun 2025 #69

With rhetoric like this, I wonder how long it will be... keep_left Jun 2025 #71

More tough talk from another very, very weak "man." GoCubsGo Jun 2025 #72

Lil Mikey can stick his head in an oven. aocommunalpunch Jun 2025 #73

Johnson is calling for violence... Mike Nelson Jun 2025 #78