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Orrex

(65,641 posts) Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:16 AM Jun 11

Is he dead yet? [View all]

After ABC executives sucked his d-- Wait.
After being... so dutifully serviced by ABC's top brass, his heart finally gave out?

Died of suicide while the guards were "asleep" and the cameras "malfunctioning?"

Rejected the court's verdict and took poison right there in the courtroom?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 11 OP

Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade lapfog_1 Jun 11 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 11 #2

No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event malaise Jun 11 #3

Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception... hlthe2b Jun 11 #7

Love him malaise Jun 11 #8

The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park Submariner Jun 11 #13

It was brilliant malaise Jun 11 #14

Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors. surfered Jun 11 #4

... hlthe2b Jun 11 #5

Hehe malaise Jun 11 #9

No, but we are another day closer... SheltieLover Jun 11 #6

A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year. twodogsbarking Jun 11 #10

You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do? Gimpyknee Jun 11 #11

It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick Orrex Jun 11 #12

That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so... SheltieLover Jun 11 #18

Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes? niyad Jun 11 #15

Tell that to the worst liar on the planet malaise Jun 11 #16

Not yet Lord ? republianmushroom Jun 11 #17

Is he dead yet? No, damn it! ShazzieB Jun 11 #19