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jmbar2

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Sat Aug 16, 2025, 02:23 PM 19 hrs ago

SOH Mike Johnson and the five red heifers transported to Israel to be sacrificed in celebration of the End times [View all]

Last edited Sat Aug 16, 2025, 03:00 PM - Edit history (1)

JFC, this is weird... worth watching the whole video (approx 16 mins).

End of times prophecy says that five red heifers must be sacrificed -- burned -- to usher in the apocalypse. In 2022, a rich Texan exported five red heifers to Israel, which prohibits the import of US beef. They classified the animals as pets, and flew them in on a private jet.

In Feb 2023, Mike Johnson hosted a meeting of evangelical congress members, where he shared the news that the heifers had arrived in Israel.

In order to sacrifice the heifers, they have to first construct a structure for their burning that meets Biblical instructions. The derails are unbelievable.

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Creeping jeebus EYESORE 9001 19 hrs ago #1
I don't have dweller 19 hrs ago #2
OK, I gotta remember to use "the Epsteinth time" ... nt eppur_se_muova 10 hrs ago #89
This isn't FAKE??? bucolic_frolic 19 hrs ago #3
Johnson Blue-Gill1972 19 hrs ago #4
Can't God just beam HIM up, and leave Ars Longa 12 hrs ago #86
This can't be true. Baitball Blogger 19 hrs ago #5
I'd like to suggest a title - "To Serve Man" hatrack 19 hrs ago #7
I am waiting for the South Park treatment of the story jmbar2 19 hrs ago #12
WTF. Religious propaganda on DU. Why? brush 19 hrs ago #6
The reason why is important jmbar2 19 hrs ago #11
The End Times? The Rapture? The Apocalypse? Seriously? This is DU not a hotbed of Bible thumpers. brush 19 hrs ago #17
Understood jmbar2 19 hrs ago #18
Use the ignore option Wifes husband 18 hrs ago #34
The purpose of this post isn't to promote this Diraven 17 hrs ago #39
So we at DU promote it further? Makes no sense to me. brush 16 hrs ago #53
I don't see it as promoting it Mossfern 16 hrs ago #61
Cybercasting it here and releasing it into the either is promoting it. It belongs on winger sites not here. brush 15 hrs ago #63
Would you be more accepting here Mossfern 15 hrs ago #69
DU isn't 'promoting' it---- but putting a spotlight on the absurdity Jack Valentino 14 hrs ago #76
This might help explain the seriousness of their insanity... littlemissmartypants 17 hrs ago #41
Thank you for posting this! jmbar2 16 hrs ago #55
My pleasure. ❤️ littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #78
While this may be informative - & forewarned is forearmed - I don't think I could stand to read an entire book about it. eppur_se_muova 9 hrs ago #90
Unfortunatley the fucking bible thumping nuts are in our government. Autumn 16 hrs ago #50
Understood, but why is this posted here? Why further release it into cyberspace? brush 16 hrs ago #51
Because it's part of current events? Crunchy Frog 16 hrs ago #54
It's religious propaghanda on DU and IMO it belongs onwinger sites if anybody wants it. brush 16 hrs ago #58
You can alert on it if you think it breaks DU rules. Crunchy Frog 16 hrs ago #60
Nobody is 'promoting' it, for Christ's sake.... (so to speak) Jack Valentino 14 hrs ago #77
Mike Johnson is the Speaker of the house. He's involved. Autumn 15 hrs ago #64
Post removed Post removed 15 hrs ago #66
It's not promoting. It's called discussing a current event. That's what we adults do here. Autumn 15 hrs ago #67
It's entirely legitimate to report on the activities of people who believe in that stuff, especially when Crunchy Frog 16 hrs ago #52
Posting it here just further promotes it. I'm going to alert on it. Don't want to see this crap here. Belongs on... brush 16 hrs ago #56
You can always hide the thread. Crunchy Frog 16 hrs ago #57
I defer to anyone with the patience to watch a 16 min clickbait video muriel_volestrangler 19 hrs ago #16
My sloppy header - will correct jmbar2 19 hrs ago #22
The odd thing is that no one ever names the "prophet" who came up with this bollocks muriel_volestrangler 15 hrs ago #70
Here's an article from CBS Nittersing 18 hrs ago #30
It's exposure and criticism of the batshittery. nt Celerity 19 hrs ago #24
Religious insanity. They should leave animal sacrifice out of their religion, and just sacrifice themselves. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 19 hrs ago #8
Yep. Leave the animals and the kids and the non consenting out of it. jeffreyi 18 hrs ago #35
There is a group of rich old men that think Blue Full Moon 19 hrs ago #9
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine Ping Tung 19 hrs ago #10
Holy Cow Donkees 19 hrs ago #13
Rimshot jmbar2 19 hrs ago #15
Mike Johnson and pals are batshit insane and evil. PufPuf23 19 hrs ago #14
Word has it that one of the heifers was seen in the company of Matt Gaetz, sooooo.... Girard442 19 hrs ago #19
So the red republicon heifers are on the Epstein list, too? BoRaGard 18 hrs ago #29
this is the heart of krasnov's cult rampartd 19 hrs ago #20
Full-fledged KOOK Blue Owl 19 hrs ago #21
A lot of these so-called Christians are going to be very surprised by where they'll spend the afterlife. jls4561 19 hrs ago #23
This bunch of freaks have been working at bringing around the apocalypse on purpose for a long time. Clouds Passing 19 hrs ago #25
Who in Israel is cooperating with this? tanyev 19 hrs ago #26
Jews know that the backbone of Israel's support in the U.S. is the evangelical Christians and not American Jews LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #65
Yep, it's one of those things where both parties think they are manipulating tanyev 15 hrs ago #72
Spot on. markodochartaigh 13 hrs ago #81
Look up Mossfern 14 hrs ago #75
This country is so completely and entirely fucked Eliot Rosewater 19 hrs ago #27
Dominionism czarjak 18 hrs ago #28
Woe unto you who seek the day of the Lord: how would it concern you? The day of the Lord will be struggle4progress 18 hrs ago #31
I'd like to know when the apocalypse is scheduled Turbineguy 18 hrs ago #32
Yeah, can we have all your stuff? jmbar2 18 hrs ago #33
These people are going to be surprised. Wifes husband 18 hrs ago #36
It's Darbyism Cognitive_Resonance 16 hrs ago #49
Thanks for posting - interesting. jmbar2 16 hrs ago #59
Yeah, I know. Wifes husband 15 hrs ago #68
The planet is inhabited by more than a few malaise 18 hrs ago #37
First, the golden calf!! usonian 18 hrs ago #38
Wow - repubes on their knees to mammon man BoRaGard 17 hrs ago #46
And this one is actually real markodochartaigh 13 hrs ago #82
They're going to sacrifice Mike Johnson...? regnaD kciN 17 hrs ago #40
To be fair Diraven 17 hrs ago #42
The minds of MAGA "Christians" Mblaze 17 hrs ago #43
Rapture? I Got Yer Rapture Right Here MAGA Mike! MrWowWow 17 hrs ago #44
They are all freaks...mentally ill....nt Figarosmom 17 hrs ago #45
Delusional Malevolence Is A Hell Of A Drug MayReasonRule 17 hrs ago #47
christi-insanity Be Leave On 16 hrs ago #48
It's all about the Apocalypse: Another disturbing reason behind the right wing's pro-Israel obsession LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #62
Save the cows. Sacrifice Johnson... Wounded Bear 15 hrs ago #71
TRUMP is roughly equal to five red heifers.... or Jack Valentino 14 hrs ago #73
Wouldn't actively ushering in "the apocalypse" or end times flvegan 14 hrs ago #74
Make believe. Dangerous, infantile make believe. Sibelius Fan 14 hrs ago #79
TY to those like LMSP who took the time to give a detailed reply to the disturbed. It is important to know... Hekate 13 hrs ago #80
Thank you for a thoughtful discussion jmbar2 13 hrs ago #84
Thanks back atcha Hekate 11 hrs ago #87
While I am hildegaard28 13 hrs ago #83
Public Service Announcement: markodochartaigh 13 hrs ago #85
I figure someone would have to be B.See 10 hrs ago #88
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