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64. Mike Johnson is the Speaker of the house. He's involved.

Sat Aug 16, 2025, 06:28 PM

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Speaker Of the Fucking House. The dumb fuck hosted a meeting of evangelical congress members, where he shared the news that the five red heifers had arrived in Israel. To be sacrificed and usher in the end of times.

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SOH Mike Johnson and the five red heifers transported to Israel to be sacrificed in celebration of the End times [View all] jmbar2 Yesterday OP

Creeping jeebus EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #1

I don't have dweller Yesterday #2

OK, I gotta remember to use "the Epsteinth time" ... nt eppur_se_muova 20 hrs ago #89

This isn't FAKE??? bucolic_frolic Yesterday #3

Johnson Blue-Gill1972 Yesterday #4

Can't God just beam HIM up, and leave Ars Longa 22 hrs ago #86

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote 7 hrs ago #91

This can't be true. Baitball Blogger Yesterday #5

I'd like to suggest a title - "To Serve Man" hatrack Yesterday #7

I am waiting for the South Park treatment of the story jmbar2 Yesterday #12

WTF. Religious propaganda on DU. Why? brush Yesterday #6

The reason why is important jmbar2 Yesterday #11

The End Times? The Rapture? The Apocalypse? Seriously? This is DU not a hotbed of Bible thumpers. brush Yesterday #17

Understood jmbar2 Yesterday #18

Use the ignore option Wifes husband Yesterday #34

The purpose of this post isn't to promote this Diraven Yesterday #39

So we at DU promote it further? Makes no sense to me. brush Yesterday #53

I don't see it as promoting it Mossfern Yesterday #61

Cybercasting it here and releasing it into the either is promoting it. It belongs on winger sites not here. brush Yesterday #63

Would you be more accepting here Mossfern Yesterday #69

DU isn't 'promoting' it---- but putting a spotlight on the absurdity Jack Valentino Yesterday #76

This might help explain the seriousness of their insanity... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #41

Thank you for posting this! jmbar2 Yesterday #55

My pleasure. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Yesterday #78

While this may be informative - & forewarned is forearmed - I don't think I could stand to read an entire book about it. eppur_se_muova 20 hrs ago #90

Unfortunatley the fucking bible thumping nuts are in our government. Autumn Yesterday #50

Understood, but why is this posted here? Why further release it into cyberspace? brush Yesterday #51

Because it's part of current events? Crunchy Frog Yesterday #54

It's religious propaghanda on DU and IMO it belongs onwinger sites if anybody wants it. brush Yesterday #58

You can alert on it if you think it breaks DU rules. Crunchy Frog Yesterday #60

Nobody is 'promoting' it, for Christ's sake.... (so to speak) Jack Valentino Yesterday #77

Mike Johnson is the Speaker of the house. He's involved. Autumn Yesterday #64

Post removed Post removed Yesterday #66

It's not promoting. It's called discussing a current event. That's what we adults do here. Autumn Yesterday #67

It's entirely legitimate to report on the activities of people who believe in that stuff, especially when Crunchy Frog Yesterday #52

Posting it here just further promotes it. I'm going to alert on it. Don't want to see this crap here. Belongs on... brush Yesterday #56

You can always hide the thread. Crunchy Frog Yesterday #57

I defer to anyone with the patience to watch a 16 min clickbait video muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #16

My sloppy header - will correct jmbar2 Yesterday #22

The odd thing is that no one ever names the "prophet" who came up with this bollocks muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #70

Here's an article from CBS Nittersing Yesterday #30

It's exposure and criticism of the batshittery. nt Celerity Yesterday #24

Religious insanity. They should leave animal sacrifice out of their religion, and just sacrifice themselves. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Yesterday #8

Yep. Leave the animals and the kids and the non consenting out of it. jeffreyi Yesterday #35

There is a group of rich old men that think Blue Full Moon Yesterday #9

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine Ping Tung Yesterday #10

Holy Cow Donkees Yesterday #13

Rimshot jmbar2 Yesterday #15

Mike Johnson and pals are batshit insane and evil. PufPuf23 Yesterday #14

Word has it that one of the heifers was seen in the company of Matt Gaetz, sooooo.... Girard442 Yesterday #19

So the red republicon heifers are on the Epstein list, too? BoRaGard Yesterday #29

this is the heart of krasnov's cult rampartd Yesterday #20

Full-fledged KOOK Blue Owl Yesterday #21

A lot of these so-called Christians are going to be very surprised by where they'll spend the afterlife. jls4561 Yesterday #23

This bunch of freaks have been working at bringing around the apocalypse on purpose for a long time. Clouds Passing Yesterday #25

Who in Israel is cooperating with this? tanyev Yesterday #26

Jews know that the backbone of Israel's support in the U.S. is the evangelical Christians and not American Jews LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #65

Yep, it's one of those things where both parties think they are manipulating tanyev Yesterday #72

Spot on. markodochartaigh Yesterday #81

Look up Mossfern Yesterday #75

This country is so completely and entirely fucked Eliot Rosewater Yesterday #27

Dominionism czarjak Yesterday #28

Woe unto you who seek the day of the Lord: how would it concern you? The day of the Lord will be struggle4progress Yesterday #31

I'd like to know when the apocalypse is scheduled Turbineguy Yesterday #32

Yeah, can we have all your stuff? jmbar2 Yesterday #33

These people are going to be surprised. Wifes husband Yesterday #36

It's Darbyism Cognitive_Resonance Yesterday #49

Thanks for posting - interesting. jmbar2 Yesterday #59

Yeah, I know. Wifes husband Yesterday #68

The planet is inhabited by more than a few malaise Yesterday #37

First, the golden calf!! usonian Yesterday #38

Wow - repubes on their knees to mammon man BoRaGard Yesterday #46

And this one is actually real markodochartaigh 23 hrs ago #82

They're going to sacrifice Mike Johnson...? regnaD kciN Yesterday #40

To be fair Diraven Yesterday #42

The minds of MAGA "Christians" Mblaze Yesterday #43

Rapture? I Got Yer Rapture Right Here MAGA Mike! MrWowWow Yesterday #44

Best Episode Ever! MineralMan 7 hrs ago #92

They are all freaks...mentally ill....nt Figarosmom Yesterday #45

Delusional Malevolence Is A Hell Of A Drug MayReasonRule Yesterday #47

christi-insanity Be Leave On Yesterday #48

It's all about the Apocalypse: Another disturbing reason behind the right wing's pro-Israel obsession LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #62

Save the cows. Sacrifice Johnson... Wounded Bear Yesterday #71

TRUMP is roughly equal to five red heifers.... or Jack Valentino Yesterday #73

Wouldn't actively ushering in "the apocalypse" or end times flvegan Yesterday #74

Make believe. Dangerous, infantile make believe. Sibelius Fan Yesterday #79

TY to those like LMSP who took the time to give a detailed reply to the disturbed. It is important to know... Hekate Yesterday #80

Thank you for a thoughtful discussion jmbar2 23 hrs ago #84

Thanks back atcha Hekate 22 hrs ago #87

While I am hildegaard28 23 hrs ago #83

Public Service Announcement: markodochartaigh 23 hrs ago #85

I figure someone would have to be B.See 20 hrs ago #88