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Orrex

(66,536 posts) Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:29 AM Monday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Last edited Mon Dec 8, 2025, 10:31 AM - Edit history (1)

Rage-induced coronary when he couldn't find his woobie for this hour's nap time?

Dehydrated because he couldn't figure out how to use his sippy cup?

Fell out of his high chair during a lunchtime tantum?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

While officiating the annual Mud Wrestling Championship at the Kennedy Center, Trump fell in the pit and drowned. surfered Monday #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #2

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #4

Uh oh... Is that the turkey he pardoned... hlthe2b Monday #3

Skewered by many miserable, horrible yet persistent people? SheltieLover Monday #5

Melaaaniaaaah sees a burglar in the WH and shoots him six times. Then she lets the burglar go. twodogsbarking Monday #6

I hope "Quiet Piggy" are the the last words he hears whispered in his ear by a nurse... Pluvious Monday #7

Goes for a ride in a swan boat in the Tidal Basin in D. C. and Kegsbreath mistakes it for a drug running boat generalbetrayus Monday #8

No but malaise Monday #9

The FAFO Peace Prize he just got turns out to be a pain inflicting collar, like on Star Trek Blumancru Monday #10

You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one Donkees Monday #11

Good one today! niyad Monday #14

Almost. He tried molesting a Girl Scout who happened to be an undercover cop who proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Dave Bowman Monday #12

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Monday #13