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Blumancru

(267 posts)

23. Leopards finally get around to eating his face

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 12:42 PM

Dec 2025

Jr and Gums, coincidentally leopard hunting on the south lawn, try to save him but miss, and hit him squarely in the nulva.
Coroner rules accidental justifiable regicide.
Mailorderia dates Snoop Dog.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 2025 OP

An estranged drug-addled son? QueerDuck Dec 2025 #1

One unloved by his narcissistic father, likes to shoot leopards? surfered Dec 2025 #4

Radical left wing McD's worker laces his cheeseburger... BH liberal Dec 2025 #2

Hmmmm.... surfered Dec 2025 #5

Read that as ultralite001 Dec 2025 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #3

Drank that one this weekend after reading a Letter to the Editor surfered Dec 2025 #7

Good for you! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #11

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🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 SheltieLover Dec 2025 #18

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #9

Drink a 2nd bottle of bubbly when the orange shitstain is buried Martin Eden Dec 2025 #16

No he is not dead mercuryblues Dec 2025 #6

Too bad DU will not allow me to paste what I'd written. SheltieLover Dec 2025 #8

Good people die young Bettie Dec 2025 #10

"well, we say our prayers..." hlthe2b Dec 2025 #12

Cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 2025 #24

I Look Forward To the Day When the Answer is YES!! MissouriDem47 Dec 2025 #15

Don't get me started this morning . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #17

It's just not in me to ever wish death or harm to someone, BUT Quiet Em Dec 2025 #19

I will feel a strong desire to urinate RainCaster Dec 2025 #21

You and probably millions of others. Quiet Em Dec 2025 #22

Does braindead count? RainCaster Dec 2025 #20

Leopards finally get around to eating his face Blumancru Dec 2025 #23

Massive aneurysm brought on by Rob Reiner getting more press for half a day? nt BWdem4life Dec 2025 #25

i will raise my pinky fiinger in v ictory dance when he does . AllaN01Bear Dec 2025 #26

Self-imploded due to his overwhelming sense of self-importance? Blue Owl Dec 2025 #27