The Borowitz Report: Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney's

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Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boasts-that-his-funeral-will

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump boasted on Thursday that his funeral will draw a “much bigger crowd” than former Vice President Dick Cheney’s.

“Dick Cheney, who was a loser and a terrible person, will be lucky to get a thousand people at his funeral,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “My funeral will draw MILLIONS!”

Remarking that “nobody cares” about Cheney’s funeral, Trump said he expects the turnout at his funeral to set records, noting, “Every day, people say to me, ‘Sir, I can’t wait for that day to come.’”

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Andy Borowitz started a tsunami of comments on website today... everyone commenting how they will celebrate Chump's death. I think maybe Andy has been lurking on Democratic Underground?

I have no regret over Dick Cheney's death, but I often wonder this: Did Cheney ever finally realize that his corruption and misbehavior as Vice President eventually led to the evil that we're having to endure in our White House now? I hope he did, and I hope he's enjoying his time in hell.