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Duncanpup

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Tue Sep 30, 2025, 08:39 PM Sep 30

I'm in a toxic relationship. [View all]

In bed I’m reading with Dunc the chonk sprawled out next to me . So I’m laying here and the golden floof was squeaking his lamb then complete silence no more squeak squeak squeak.
Then a golden retriever frustration bratty yap yap barking looking over his shoulder at me as he is laying in bed as to say father we got a big problem.

This asshole dropped his lamb on the floor and wanted me to get out of bed and be the retriever.
I didn’t move and chonk starts the pawing at the blankets. Grunting barking on his side giving big sighs pauses glances at me side eye like come on old man get up get my lamb. Complete tantrum screw you Dunc get your own lamb you golden asshole.

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I'm in a toxic relationship. [View all] Duncanpup Sep 30 OP
Ahhhh, help the Chunk out...he's too tired to get out of bed... wcmagumba Sep 30 #1
... SheltieLover Sep 30 #2
What a brat! UpInArms Sep 30 #3
So how long did it take before you rescued the lamb? Biophilic Sep 30 #4
I picked it up just now. Duncanpup Sep 30 #6
Dunc certainly does have you trained. Just like my cats have me trained. MIButterfly Sep 30 #8
Ha! mountain grammy Sep 30 #17
That made me laugh Easterncedar Sep 30 #5
Your posts about Dunc always make me smile johnnyfins Sep 30 #7
Duncs available for sleepovers. Duncanpup Sep 30 #9
You could put a string on lamby so when she jumps off the bed you could remotely retrieve her 😂 MLAA Sep 30 #10
I loves me some Chonk Skittles Sep 30 #11
Chonk has a lot in common with my sister's Golden. WinstonSmith4740 Sep 30 #12
How long did it take before you got up and got Dunc's lamb? LoisB Sep 30 #13
He sounds fun. xuplate Sep 30 #14
LOL! great little story -- would be even better with a video!!! (hint hint) nt orleans Sep 30 #15
He probably had a really long day and was exhausted. Buddyzbuddy Sep 30 #16
*grin* Ellipsis Sep 30 #18
He could be friends with one of my cats. appleannie1 Sep 30 #19
Hey! This is ONE toxic relationship where I think you must've "asked for it"!!! LOL hamsterjill Sep 30 #20
Thank you for a bit of normal Blue Full Moon Sep 30 #21
You're a pushover and chonk knows it. Permanut Sep 30 #22
This is funny. MiKenMi33 Sep 30 #23
Chonk says "fetch" nt Dear_Prudence Oct 1 #24
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